Om! vibes on the water lip - Love, Life & Lamborghini...no, well, err...laugh!
Welcome to my ‘Jam Pad’ – the only place where chock-a-blocks are appreciated!

Not that I create music here; but I shall try all I can to jazz you up; pop a couple of novice, jest-for-pun words to rock you out of your sanity; scratch the blues out of the mind, kicking to life the RIP rust lying there to bend you in the middle, one way or the other; and rap my invisible pen’s madcap toe in a desperate attempt to somehow touch a chord or two. All, in a hip hop with the tide of words that sometimes seeps on to the shore of my mind and sometimes in its grand elusiveness, flows back to its haven. Nevertheless, i shall go on relentlessly like the waves, inspired by the echoes of Om that mirrors Oneness.


Monday, January 14, 2008

Bling Bling & Best Practice Management

I have this passionate passion for glittery Blings. Crystals. Big crystals. Bigger sparkles. Oooohhh…!! It’s really hard to explain. You need to belong to the bling club or may be the hip hop (they are very much mutually inclusive!) for dat crazy tang to hit you. But no, not everyone can make it huh. Only tha Gods & Goddesses with dat At-i-tood can carry tha bling so cool. Now let me explain how my ‘fing for Bling-bling makes me a good CEO. Blings are intricate – so that vouches that I have an eye for details, innovative says that I am out of the box and irresistibly attractive – all raw! I leave a mark! Now, whether that causes zealous juice ups or jealous pangs. Who cares? All we need is the attention & the bling, of course! The bling funk – ‘The bigger, the better’! And see it from hi, lo or any angle, it says dat I’ve got tha ‘macro picture’! So, tell me brova, will I not make a great CEO?

4 comments:

Special.Saadha said...

Ha ha...Rubbish philosophy...But an absolutely funny and enjoyable read. What's next? Educated Indians make good thieves because they can understand a robbery plot better? Definitely toned down your English for a layman like me. Appreciated! Keep it going!

Sub-Z said...

Oh!!! I didn’t know that it takes only this much to become a CEO!! The first few lines well express your affinity to Blings.. But then the logic or the so called logic that you link it with a CEO…. Don’t you think it’s a bit too much to tie up mountain and molehill?? But yes that’s what tales or comic reads offer us… yours is one such nice tidbit... A light read after a long wait...

M as in Mint said...

Hey Crazy Sub-Z, i guess we got some wires crossed here. I think you mistook this as a CEO Manual or Ready Reckoner or something that you were madly looking for! ;) :)

Sub-Z said...

Oh C'mon!! I can think of none other than "Chief Exec. Officer"!!